Choose your team. On your first visit, the password you enter becomes that team's password.
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Princess Donut's Favorite
Reward: $25
Choose one player from your original draft roster each week. Once used, they're gone. Most fantasy points at season's end earns Her Royal Highness's favor.
The RulesDraft-day roster only1 player per weekNo player twiceChopped teams keep playing
THIS WEEK
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ROYAL RANKINGS
Leaderboard
Current-week picks stay private until the first NFL kickoff of the week. Prior-week scores finalize Wednesday at 12:00 AM Pacific.
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The Executioner
Reward: $25
Call the chop. Pick a team you think will get chopped this week. If multiple teams are chopped, picking any one of them counts. Get it right and you live to guess again. Get it wrong and your run is over.
The RulesPick 1 team to get choppedAny chopped team countsCorrect = advanceWrong = eliminatedIf all survivors miss, they live
CALL THE CHOP
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STILL BREATHING
Survivors
Current-week calls stay private until the first NFL kickoff of the week. Outcomes finalize Wednesday at 12:00 AM Pacific.
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The Cockroach
Reward: $25 (brought to you by Caruel's Mum)
Keep crawling. Each week, the team that survives immediately above the chop line earns one escape. Most near-death escapes at season's end wins.
The RulesAutomatic — no picks neededClosest survivor above the chop line gets 1 tallyMost tallies winsTiebreaker: lowest average margin above the blade
STILL CRAWLING
Near-Death Leaderboard
Results are calculated automatically from Sleeper matchup scores and the Admin weekly chop count, then finalized Wednesday at 12:00 AM Pacific.
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BUMZ SIDESHOW 2026
Admin
Admin overrides bypass the normal weekly lock. Contest picks lock at the first NFL kickoff each week; prior-week outcomes finalize Wednesday at 12:00 AM Pacific.
Admin session expires after 2 hours.
Princess Donut override
Executioner override
Weekly chop count
Set how many guillotine teams are eliminated in the selected week. This drives both The Executioner and The Cockroach.
Weekly lock time
Override the automatic first-kickoff time for the selected week. Times are entered in Pacific time. Clear the field to return to the automatic schedule.
Princess Donut scoring check
Inspect Sleeper's raw player stats and every league scoring rule used in the calculation.
Team password help
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PRINCESS DONUT SCORING
Scoring Breakdown
StatCalculationPoints
Calculated from Sleeper weekly raw stats using this league's Sleeper scoring settings.
